I'm looking for someone to book shows for me to arrange a tour. This could be quite lucrative for both of us if you do this job correctly. My physical needs are actually very small, so I am really, really motivated for you to profit off of my skills. I just want to be doing my thing and have this management stuff taken care of for me.
I'm essentially a one person show. I've got a serious comedic edge to me now in addition to massive ability with music and engineering. I'm kind of like Steve Martin with how I've heard he is doing his shows with music and comedy. I'm highly developed having played thousands of music gigs in the 90's, many of which I was on the front of the stage improvising. I will be able to succeed at this, but the first show, well, I'll certainly be nervous, but if you have it all lined up, I'll be fired up!
So please, be serious about doing your part in this. It's more than contacting a venue.
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